Of Popped Collars and Pinstripes
THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! I’m not that into DC comics proper these days. Their movies, cartoons, etc certainly have my attention, but floppy, paper comic-wise I’m...
View ArticleThick As A Brick
[UPDATE 1/31/13] Horribly sad, long story short: The Blind Ferret Server got SUPER hacked and all their sites went down, including my store. Most are still down. Every day the store is down I get...
View ArticleClark Has Two Daddies
Discount HE shirts with super closeout deals! Come on down to Uncle HijiNKS T-Shirtery and clothe your naked corpse in haha’s! These things are facts: The new Man Of Steel trailer makes that movie...
View ArticleEverybody Wants Prosthetic Foreheads On Their Real Heads
I am very bad at seeing movies right when they come out. As my parenting has gotten stronger, my ability to drop everything at a moment’s notice and go to a 1am showing of a movie where nerds are...
View Article#standwithjorel
CLOSEOUT SALE in the HE Store is still going on! These shirts are marked down to $14.95 and leaving the HE Blind Ferret Store for good! Team Edward, Ewok Stare, Show Us On The Trilogy, Winter Is...
View ArticleToronto Fan Expo 2013 Fancy Sketches
Soory I had a good time in Toronto, eh? I accomplished all of my goals. I attended Fan Expo and spoke to some nice northern Fancy Bastards, I ate 100% of Toronto’s meat supply at Korean Grill House...
View ArticleTake With A Grain Of Kryptonite
OH COME ON! That’s no fun! I thought Walter White would have made a great Lex Luthor. Can he at least be Darkseid? He could cook up the Anti-Life Equation in an old RV in Space. Hell, New Mexico is...
View ArticleOpen Your Eyes
The BIGGEST MERCH SALE I HAVE EVER DONE OR PROBABLY EVER WILL DO is happening RIGHT NOW in the HE STORE and ends on 9/21/13!!! $10 Books! $9 Shirts! INSANITY! SAVINGS INSAAAAANITYYYYYY!!! The...
View ArticleMomoa Justice, Momoa Problems
Dearest Fancy Bastards, if you enjoy this comic, please check out my store, my shirts on Sharksplode, and my wife’s geeky jewelry on Etsy. It would help us out a great deal. Based on the casting of...
View ArticleDenver Comic Con 2014 Fancy Sketches
Dearest Fancy Bastards, if you enjoy this comic, please check out my store, my shirts on Sharksplode, and my wife’s geeky jewelry on Etsy. It would help us out a great deal. Thanks for coming out to...
View ArticleSuperman II: The Quest For an Unlocked iPhone
What is up with the tardiness? The last several days I’ve been hard at work on the Super Secret Project(TM). Enough with the waiting, here it is: Apple Insider Comics. A.I. approached me about doing a...
View ArticleThe head’s name is Jor L. Ron
The Tom Cruise Trilogy (as it will forever be known) has come to it’s logical conclusion… that L. Ron Hubbard was a human vessel housing the soul of an evil alien Galactic Emperor, and Tom Cruise made...
View ArticleClarkanthropy
Afterward I wake up naked in a field, covered in deer blood. Smallville Season 8 premiered last night. I watched it. I don’t know why. I don’t know why I watched the 7 seasons preceding this one....
View ArticleIt’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s An Incredibly Handsome Plane
Whatever crime Josh was being accused of, I’m certain that my testimony only served to strengthen his case. I obviously proved myself a credible witness of sound mind and sound theories about who...
View ArticleThe Adverse Effects Of Climate Change
LAST CHANCE FOR “KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY OVIPOSITOR SHIRTS”!!! They are only $15! They will never be printed again, so get ’em while you can. Thanks for forgiving Monday and Tuesday’s absent comics. My...
View ArticleNot My Hero
HEY! This comic is a shirt now! If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! This incredibly stupid idea hit me last night while watching TV. I did a quick Google search to see if...
View ArticleOMZ!
HEY! Where Is Superman’s Birth Certificate? T-shirt available now! If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! EWOK STARE T-Shirt and MORE in the HijiNKS ENSUE STORE! Alternate...
View ArticleConspiracy
Ovipositor Shirts ONLY $11!!! Last Chance Probably Forever!!! “The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! Alternate Title: Look, Up In The...
View ArticleTrailer Review: Batman v. Superman – Dawn Of Justice
This is my new Youtube show, where I review movie trailers and other pop culture nonsense by drawing directly ON the video. I think it’s pretty funny. Please to enjoy. Please support my Patreon:...
View ArticleThe “Just Us” Club
I have completely retooled my Patreon rewards and goals! Become a Patron now and you can help me release more eBooks of my comics and sketches, bonus monthly Patron-Only comics, an album of cover...
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